{"product_id":"hallucigenia-plush","title":"Hallucigenia Plush","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background:#FFD23F;border:2px solid #16130F;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 24px;margin:0 0 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;font-size:18px;line-height:1.5;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHallucigenia. Named that because the scientists who found it thought they were hallucinating.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fourteen spikes along the back, seven pairs of tube legs, and for decades nobody could agree which way up it went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA real Cambrian animal, 508 million years old.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not a fantasy creature — this thing existed, and the fossil record is why it looks like that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpikes that stand up.\u003c\/strong\u003e Long white stiffened spines in two rows down the back, spaced the way the fossils show.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeven pairs of tube legs.\u003c\/strong\u003e Chunky, soft and slightly wobbly — it stands on them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrange-red body, white spines,\u003c\/strong\u003e with red tentacle-like filaments at the tail end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e40 cm long.\u003c\/strong\u003e A desk object with presence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border:2px solid #16130F;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e40 cm \/ 15.7 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e200 g \/ 7 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSubject\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eHallucigenia, Cambrian, Burgess Shale\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003ePlush fabric, polyester fill\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eCleaning\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSpot clean, air dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions people actually ask\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the spikes sharp?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. They're stuffed fabric cones — firm enough to stand upright, soft enough to squash flat and spring back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it stand on its own?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, on the fourteen legs. It's a bit wobbly, which is appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWas it really reconstructed upside down?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. The first reconstruction had it walking on the spikes with the tentacles waving above. It took new fossils and a lot of arguing to flip it over. This plush is the modern, right-way-up version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who has ever fallen down a Burgess Shale rabbit hole at two in the morning. They exist, and there are more of them than you'd think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping, every order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from our supplier's warehouse: we ship in 1–3 business days, then 7–15 business days in transit — 9–20 business days in total. Tracking link by email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#5a5348;\"\u003ePrices do not include customs duties or import taxes. US orders usually arrive with nothing extra to pay, but any import fee charged by your local customs is the recipient's responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goofmart","offers":[{"title":"40cm","offer_id":51442248777951,"sku":"CJMR174319101AZ","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/5166\/7935\/files\/e5758574-0230-4886-8708-0b9e883cf93a.jpg?v=1790180465","url":"https:\/\/goofmart.com\/products\/hallucigenia-plush","provider":"Goofmart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}