{"product_id":"giant-isopod-plush","title":"Giant Isopod Plush","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background:#FFD23F;border:2px solid #16130F;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 24px;margin:0 0 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;font-size:18px;line-height:1.5;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA deep-sea giant isopod. Life-sized. In plush.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fourteen legs, segmented armour plates, and a face that has seen 2,000 metres of darkness. Built to the real animal, down to the leg count.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnatomically right, not cartoonish.\u003c\/strong\u003e Segmented shell, proper leg count, the antennae. Someone who knows what \u003cem\u003eBathynomus giganteus\u003c\/em\u003e is will recognise it instantly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSegmented shell.\u003c\/strong\u003e The plates are sewn as separate panels, so the back flexes and hunches instead of sitting as one rigid lump.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo sizes.\u003c\/strong\u003e 30 cm for a desk. 50 cm for the couch, where it becomes a genuine conversation problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft grey plush over a firm core.\u003c\/strong\u003e It holds the shell shape instead of flopping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNothing to charge.\u003c\/strong\u003e No batteries, no motor, no app.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border:2px solid #16130F;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e30 cm \/ 11.8 in · 50 cm \/ 19.7 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e265 g (30 cm) · 681 g (50 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003ePlush fabric shell, polyester fill\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eColour\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eGrey\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eCleaning\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eHand wash cold, air dry flat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions people actually ask\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich size should I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe 30 cm sits on a desk and reads as an odd ornament. The 50 cm is the one people photograph. If it's a gift and you want a reaction, get the 50.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it creepy or cute?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBoth, and that's the point. It's too soft to be disturbing and too accurate to be twee. People who like deep-sea animals love it; people who don't will ask you why it exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it curl into a ball like the real one?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNot fully. The segments flex and it hunches, but it's a stuffed plush — it won't roll shut the way the live animal does. If that's the feature you're after, this isn't it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it survive being hugged nightly?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's normally-built plush with standard seams. Fine for regular handling. The 50 cm has more stuffing and holds shape better over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping, every order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from our supplier's warehouse: we ship in 1–3 business days, then 7–15 business days in transit — 9–20 business days in total. Tracking link by email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#5a5348;\"\u003ePrices do not include customs duties or import taxes. US orders usually arrive with nothing extra to pay, but any import fee charged by your local customs is the recipient's responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goofmart","offers":[{"title":"Grey \/ 30CM","offer_id":51442236424415,"sku":"CJMR115942301AZ","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 50CM","offer_id":51442236457183,"sku":"CJMR115942302BY","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/5166\/7935\/files\/1622790558590.jpg?v=1790180008","url":"https:\/\/goofmart.com\/products\/giant-isopod-plush","provider":"Goofmart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}