{"title":"Weird Ones","description":"\u003cp\u003eDeep-sea isopods, Cambrian oddballs, moths that look like sherbet. Built to the real animal, then made soft.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"giant-isopod-plush","title":"Giant Isopod Plush","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background:#FFD23F;border:2px solid #16130F;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 24px;margin:0 0 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;font-size:18px;line-height:1.5;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA deep-sea giant isopod. Life-sized. In plush.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fourteen legs, segmented armour plates, and a face that has seen 2,000 metres of darkness. Built to the real animal, down to the leg count.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnatomically right, not cartoonish.\u003c\/strong\u003e Segmented shell, proper leg count, the antennae. Someone who knows what \u003cem\u003eBathynomus giganteus\u003c\/em\u003e is will recognise it instantly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSegmented shell.\u003c\/strong\u003e The plates are sewn as separate panels, so the back flexes and hunches instead of sitting as one rigid lump.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo sizes.\u003c\/strong\u003e 30 cm for a desk. 50 cm for the couch, where it becomes a genuine conversation problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft grey plush over a firm core.\u003c\/strong\u003e It holds the shell shape instead of flopping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNothing to charge.\u003c\/strong\u003e No batteries, no motor, no app.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border:2px solid #16130F;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e30 cm \/ 11.8 in · 50 cm \/ 19.7 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e265 g (30 cm) · 681 g (50 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003ePlush fabric shell, polyester fill\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eColour\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eGrey\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eCleaning\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eHand wash cold, air dry flat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions people actually ask\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich size should I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe 30 cm sits on a desk and reads as an odd ornament. 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The 50 cm has more stuffing and holds shape better over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping, every order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from our supplier's warehouse: we ship in 1–3 business days, then 7–15 business days in transit — 9–20 business days in total. Tracking link by email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#5a5348;\"\u003ePrices do not include customs duties or import taxes. 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It takes up a proper amount of sofa. People consistently underestimate this one — check it against something on your desk before you choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the arms wired?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. They're soft-filled, so they drape and hold a loose curl, but they won't stay in a sharp pose like a wire armature would.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it look real in person?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's a plush, so it's soft and obviously fabric up close. From across a room, the mantle texture and the eye do a convincing job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich size for a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n35 cm if it's a desk gift or going in the post. 80 cm if you want the moment when they open the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it safe for kids?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nSewn plush with no small parts, but we don't certify to children's toy standards and don't recommend it under 3.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping, every order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from our supplier's warehouse: we ship in 1–3 business days, then 7–15 business days in transit — 9–20 business days in total. Tracking link by email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#5a5348;\"\u003ePrices do not include customs duties or import taxes. 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Order two and they can not grow up together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe gills are the whole thing.\u003c\/strong\u003e Six feathery stalks, sewn separately and edged in pink, so they splay out instead of lying flat against the head.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCorrect face.\u003c\/strong\u003e Wide flat head, tiny dark eyes, the upturned mouth line. It reads as an axolotl and not as a generic lizard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree colourways.\u003c\/strong\u003e White, black and yellow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft-fill body\u003c\/strong\u003e that flops when you pick it up, the way the real one does in water.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrder two, get one box.\u003c\/strong\u003e Set the quantity to 2 and both ship together with one tracking number.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border:2px solid #16130F;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e209 g \/ 7.4 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eColours\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eWhite · Black · Yellow\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSpecies\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eAmbystoma mexicanum, axolotl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003ePlush fabric, polyester fill\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eCleaning\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eHand wash cold, air dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions people actually ask\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the gills floppy or stiff?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft and floppy. They're separate stuffed stalks, so they move and can be arranged, but they won't hold a pose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I mix colours?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Add each colour to the cart separately — everything in one order ships in one box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the gills survive a washing machine?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nDon't. Hand wash cold and let it air dry, or the stalks mat and never recover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it kid-safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nSewn plush, no small parts. We don't certify to children's toy standards and don't recommend it under 3.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping, every order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships from our supplier's warehouse: we ship in 1–3 business days, then 7–15 business days in transit — 9–20 business days in total. 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This one carries nothing and sits on your desk looking like it could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe horn is the point.\u003c\/strong\u003e Long, curved, tapering, sewn as a firm separate piece so it holds its shape instead of drooping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOlive-gold elytra over a black body\u003c\/strong\u003e — the colouring the live beetle actually has, with the dark speckling on the wing cases.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrown fuzz under the horn,\u003c\/strong\u003e exactly where the real one is hairy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSix jointed legs\u003c\/strong\u003e that splay out so it sits flat and low.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e25 cm from mouth to tail.\u003c\/strong\u003e A proper two-hand beetle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border:2px solid #16130F;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e25 cm long · 13 cm wide · 9 cm tall\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e210 g \/ 7.4 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSpecies\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eDynastes hercules, Hercules beetle\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eColour\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eBlack body, olive-gold wing cases\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003ePlush fabric, polyester fill\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eCleaning\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSpot clean, air dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions people actually ask\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the horn open and close?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. On the real beetle the horn is a fixed part of the head and a second horn below it makes the pincer. 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Named that because the scientists who found it thought they were hallucinating.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fourteen spikes along the back, seven pairs of tube legs, and for decades nobody could agree which way up it went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA real Cambrian animal, 508 million years old.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not a fantasy creature — this thing existed, and the fossil record is why it looks like that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpikes that stand up.\u003c\/strong\u003e Long white stiffened spines in two rows down the back, spaced the way the fossils show.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeven pairs of tube legs.\u003c\/strong\u003e Chunky, soft and slightly wobbly — it stands on them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrange-red body, white spines,\u003c\/strong\u003e with red tentacle-like filaments at the tail end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e40 cm long.\u003c\/strong\u003e A desk object with presence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border:2px solid #16130F;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e40 cm \/ 15.7 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003e200 g \/ 7 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSubject\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eHallucigenia, Cambrian, Burgess Shale\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003ePlush fabric, polyester fill\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#FFE8CC;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eCleaning\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 12px;border:1px solid #16130F;\"\u003eSpot clean, air dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions people actually ask\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the spikes sharp?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. They're stuffed fabric cones — firm enough to stand upright, soft enough to squash flat and spring back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it stand on its own?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, on the fourteen legs. 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